LOST in bliss

Ahhhh it begins again. The anticipation was killing me. We can finally see LOST tonight with TWO new season premiere episodes! Make sure to set your DVRs. If you're lucky to have two, set the DVR in the living room, as well as the one in the bedroom - just in case. You never know what can disappear right in front of your eyes, especially when it comes to LOST!

For laughs, I've decided to provide you with my tentative LOST season premiere schedule for all to see. For those that know me personally, I'm not a scheduling type. I'm an easy going person, who takes my time and enjoys life as it comes. Not tonight! Not on Wednesday January 21, 2009! Nope. Today is a special day!

9:00 AM - wake up (I don't have to be at work until 2:30) check the DVR and make sure LOST is set
9:00 -12:00 PM - eat breakfast, take a shower, do some reading for school, check out facebook...
12:00 PM - leave for the day BUT before i go - CHECK THE DVR A FEW MORE TIMES AND MAKE SURE EVERYTHING IS 100%
2:30 PM -work
6:30 PM - leave work and go out to dinner for my wonderful sister-in-law's birthday dinner.
6:40 PM - finish dinner and cake (just kidding)
OK so here I'll be at dinner and totally paranoid about my DVR. I'll be wondering if some kind of weird magnetic interference reset my DVR? Did a plane fall out of the sky and crush my TV? Did a bunch of mercenaries come by and bomb my house and now I'm left without my DVR, TV or any of my LOST McFarlane figures?
7:00 PM - by this time I'll be thinking, damn in one hour the 8:00 LOST recap starts. Then I reassure myself that it's OK because I've never missed an episode and I know everything about LOST. I don't really need the recap.
8:45 PM - if we're still in the restaurant I'll start sweating from panic because in 15 minutes LOST will begin. Then I'll begin to wonder if I ever set the DVR.
8:50 PM I'll burst out yelling, "WE HAVE TO GO BACK!" Everyone in the restaurant will look at me and I'll run out. If my husband's not with me, too bad. He can catch a ride with one of his family members.
8:55 PM - I'll be racing home, while being followed by the police, imagining that my speedometer reads 4815162342. When I finally get pulled over for speeding, after crashing through a pile of papayas, I'll hope the officer was Ana Lucia's partner, Big Mike. When Big Mike approaches the car I'll explain my hurry and he'll let me go of course.
8:59 PM - On my couch, TV on, DVR working.
9:00 PM - watching "Because you Left"
10:00 PM - watching "The Lie"
11:00 PM -watching "Because You Left" in slow motion looking for easter eggs while checking out Darkufo, Docartz and Thefuselage
12:00 AM - watching "The Lie" in slow motion looking for easter eggs while checking out Darkufo, Docartz and Thefuselage
1:00 AM - going to sleep with the biggest smile on my face

If things don't go as planned, I made sure my mom has her DVR set to LOST too! You can never be too safe. One day, I'll have to tell you about the time my DVR reset and LOST was never recorded. That was a sad day in my LOST history.

HAPPY LOST DAY! (and Happy Birthday to my sis-in-law)
Namaste