Now You Can Use The Force

This year's CES show featured one of the coolest products I've definitely dreamed about several times before. The Force Trainer helps you develop your Jedi skills and move things with your mind. Sounds crazy, right? Not anymore. The Force Trainer, created by Uncle Milton Industries, comes with a head piece that reads brain waves, and with enough concentration you can manipulate a ball through a clear sphere. NO HANDS NEEDED - just a furrowing brow! This is one of the first mass-market brain-to-computer products. Still think it's impossible? Get this - the product is simply using the same technology that doctors use to read the brain's EEG waves; it's just a simplified version. Of course the Force Trainer has cool sound effects too, because who wants to move stuff with their mind in silence. The product is supposed to be out by the end of 2009 for about $90-$100.

I personally can't wait for this. But I can picture it now: men trying to open the refrigerator door by use the force because they're to lazy to get off the couch and kids bursting blood vessels trying to move cars with their minds. I wonder what Yoda would think.